I was standing on a sandy beach in Northumberland. The ocean stretched out in front of me. A vast expanse of movement. I stood as close as I could to the water’s edge without getting my boots wet because it was a three hour drive home and I didn’t fancy having to take my socks off, one reason being I hadn’t shaved my toe. Yes, it’s true, women do have hairy toes!
Kites were doing acrobatics above our heads and people were throwing balls for their dogs via ‘Chuckit’s’. Damn fine invention, Chuckit’s, because handling drooly tennis balls is a tactile nightmare for autists AND NT’s alike. URGH.
A massive Alsatian bounded after a frisbee but mistimed his jump and knocked me flying. Being British, I brushed myself off, smiled and accepted responsibility for being in his way. Then, I staggered off up the beach only to be accosted by a small terrier chasing a ball. The dog ran into The Boy and The Boy started screeching. This set the dog off on a rapid-fire yapping session which upset The Boy even more. The dog’s owner gave it a telling off (of sorts) and launched the ball in the opposite direction and off the little bugger raced, yapping all the way. YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP
However, the highlight of the day was the who dog stopped mid-chase to take a crap. I scanned the beach for it’s owner and saw a bloke, shit bag in hand, hurrying towards the crouching hound. Well done, Guy! I just hope he disposed of the bag in a bin instead of flinging it into the sand dunes. What is it with people who bag it but don’t bin it?
It was early April but Mr Whippy was still parked up on the car-park. He had a steady stream of customers as well, some of whom were buying ice-cream. ICE CREAM!! IT WAS FLIPPING FREEZING!!!! FOOKINBRRRRRRR. Keep your ice-cream, mate. GIVE ME TEA!
Back on the beach, the woofing/yapping faded away as I stared at the sea and went into my ‘zone’. I stood there for what felt like hours but in reality was only about five minutes. My zen was rudely interrupted by OH shouting, “YOU. ARE. GOING. TO. DROWN!” I looked down to see the water lapping at my boots so I did a backwards jog, which on unstable terrain is a bit risky, trust me. However, I managed to stay vertical cuz I haz the SKILLZ, INNIT?
Or maybe it was just luck?
I was lost in the waves, almost literally! I just forgot myself, see. When I look out to sea, I am peaceful and relatively sane. It blows my mind to know I am part of something much bigger than you or I could ever understand. Maybe the secrets of this universe will be revealed to us in death? Maybe before we get to heaven (or wherever) we will be given the answer to EVERYTHING and we will be like, ‘OH AYE, I GET IT NOW!
All I know is, for now, it is what is it is, and it is beautiful.
I know I’m not alone in my love of the sea. It has the same effect on billions of us and there is a scientific reason for it because marine biologist Wallace J. Nichols believes that we all have a “blue mind that is a mildly meditative state characterized by calm, peacefulness, unity, and a sense of general happiness and satisfaction with life in the moment.” According to him, this is triggered when we’re in or near water. Basically, we are hardwired to react positively to water. This doesn’t surprise me as I definitely respond positively to water, except when some stupid cow is shoving me at the deep end of a swimming pool, giving me a near death experience.
If you can’t get to the water, bring the water to you via relaxation apps. You can be soothed by the sound of waterfalls, or waves crashing over rocks. Even the gentle sound of falling rain. Not that I need an app for THAT one. I live in Greater Manchester. It rains for 364 days of the year. The other one, it snows. 😀
“Look at that sea, girls–all silver and shadow and vision of things not seen. We couldn’t enjoy its loveliness any more if we had millions of dollars and ropes of diamonds.” ~ Anne of Green Gables – L. M. Montgomery